You cannot say that you like Pocahontas. The genocide of my people is turned into a cartoon musical with a singing raccoon? I mean, think about it, dawg, the real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the indian princess silly.
Can we just stop and talk about this for a minute?
Thresh doesn’t make an alliance. Thresh doesn’t waste time liking her. Thresh knows that either he must kill her or she must kill him for one of them to win.
But this is the only way he can repay her for protecting Rue when he couldn’t. It’s the only way he can repay her for honoring Rue when he couldn’t. He honors her by sparing her friend, the girl who would have died for her.
The revolution really doesn’t start with Katniss.
It starts with Rue.
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT
Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
When you absolutely, positively, have to make the worst decisions in the room.
Accept no substitutes.
This sounds like the worst idea but of course I want it I want it I want it.
Okay I am so in to test this X)
sounds exactly like something I would regret drinking.
It’s like Tumblr has no idea how solutions work. If you mix Vodka and Tequila you don’t get TWICE AS MUCH ALCOHOL. Vodka and tequila are both about 40% alcohol by volume…so if you mix them…you get…wait for it…a liquor that is precisely as intoxicating as either solution on its own.
Furthermore, vodka is known for it’s purity. Aside from absolutely minimal trace chemicals, it’s just water and ethanol.
So, now that science is done with this…I have bad news. Vodquila is just tequila with half as much tequila flavor. SOUNDS DEVASTATING!
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
Please, don’t lie to me about what you’re doing or where you’re going, just tell me I’m not invited. It hurts more to be lied to.