While watching Supernatural:
Me: Ooh, Dean just lied. Did you catch that?
Dawn: I missed it.
Me: he just said he’d never been that honest with a woman. But he was in a relationship with Cassie way back when. And told her everything.
Dawn: That’s right!
Me: Liar liar mom on fire.
An entire 40 seconds passes
Dawn: wait….what the hell did you just say?
I was reading Avengers headcannon and it took a second to process
i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL”
its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???”
son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down
Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.
dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom
expression of disbelief and awe at the arrival of a message so soon after publication of dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom
"i’ve known them longer, i’m the bigger fan"
"i only like their older stuff"
"they were better when they weren’t mainstream"
"pete’s the only cute one"
"it’s not even actual rock"
"isn’t that that emo band"